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Ash: Mike wanted to ask you about the timeline in Battlestar Galactica.
Me: Okay. He should just email me.
Ash: You know... I was looking forward to having somewhat normal kids with him
Ash: but now I'm convinced they will be the nerdiest kids imaginable.
Me: Yeah. I guess I don't know any other way to say this, so I'm just gonna say it.
Me: One day you'll wake up and realize
Me: that all your kids--
Ash: Know Klingon and I don't?
Me: You should start preparing now.